{"id":226,"date":"2009-07-25T06:15:48","date_gmt":"2009-07-25T06:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hawaiisecret.com\/blog\/?p=226"},"modified":"2009-07-25T19:32:59","modified_gmt":"2009-07-25T19:32:59","slug":"mark-twain-in-hawaii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hawaiisecret.com\/blog\/mark-twain-in-hawaii","title":{"rendered":"Mark Twain Goes to Diamond Head in Hawaii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hawaiisecret.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/180px-Twain1909.jpg\" alt=\"180px-Twain1909\" title=\"180px-Twain1909\" width=\"180\" height=\"231\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-232\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One of America&#8217;s favorite authors is Samuel Clemens, better known as Mark Twian.  He began his early  adventures in Missouri. He was both a riverboat captain and newspaper man. <\/p>\n<p>Mark Twain would settle in Hartford, Connecticut, where he became somewhat of a local celebrity in his time.<\/p>\n<p>He also journeyed to Hawaii and chronicled his adventures.<\/p>\n<p> Here is an excerpt from Mark Twain&#8217;s Hawaii vacation:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am probably the most sensitive man in Hawaii to-night&#8211;especially about sitting down in the presence of my betters.  I have ridden fifteen or twenty miles on horse-back since 5 P.M.  and to tell the honest truth, I have a delicacy about sitting down at all.<\/p>\n<p>An excursion to Diamond Head and the King&#8217;s Coacoanut Grove was planned to-day&#8211;time, 4:30 P.M.&#8211;the party to consist of half a dozen gentlemen and three ladies. <\/p>\n<p> They all started at the appointed hour except myself. I was at the Government prison, (with Captain Fish and anotherwhaleship-skipper, Captain Phillips,) and got so interested in its examination that I did not notice how quickly the time was passing. Somebody remarked that it was twenty minutes past five o&#8217;clock, and that woke me up. <\/p>\n<p> It was a fortunate circumstance that Captain Phillips was along with his &#8220;turn out,&#8221; as he calls a top-buggy that Captain Cook brought here in 1778, and a horse that was here when Captain Cook came. Captain Phillips takes a just pride in his driving and in the speed of his horse, and to his passion for displaying them I owe it that we were only sixteen minutes coming from the prison to the American Hotel&#8211;a distance which has been estimated to be over half a mile. <\/p>\n<p> But it took some fearful driving. <\/p>\n<p> The Captain&#8217;s whip came down fast, and the blows started so much dust out of the horse&#8217;s hide that during the last half of the journey we rode through an impenetrable fog, and ran by a pocket<br \/>\ncompass in the hands of Captain Fish, a whaler of twenty-six years experience, who sat there through the perilous voyage as self-possessed as if he had been on the euchre-deck of his own ship, and calmly said, &#8220;Port your helm&#8211;port,&#8221; from time to time, and &#8220;Hold her a little free &#8211;steady&#8211;so&#8211;so,&#8221; and &#8220;Luff&#8211;hard down to starboard!&#8221; and never once lost his presence of mind or betrayed the least anxiety by voice or manner.<\/p>\n<p> When we came to anchor at last, and Captain Phillips looked at his watch and said, &#8220;Sixteen minutes&#8211;I told you it was in her!  <strong>that&#8217;s over three miles an hour!&#8221; <\/strong>I could see he felt entitled to a compliment,<br \/>\nand so I said I had never seen lightning go like that horse.  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